If I were a reporter...

And at next Presidential press conference, I'd ask him this: Mr. President, as Governor of Texas did you ask Alberto Gonzales to make sure that you were excused from jury duty in an attempt to cover-up your DUI arrest?

What would Jesus Do?

I think he'd do what the United Church of Christ is doing. What an awesome demonination! Now, I'm a born and bred Episcopalian, and we're not so shabby when it comes to rights for all of God's children either, but this is just great!

I'm back!

Hello boys and girls. I know, I know. I've been away for quite some time. But I'm back. And you know what brings me back? This. Unbelievable!