Too Funny

Somehow, my phone number has gotten onto the call lists for Jerry Kilgore, the Republican candidate for governor in Virginia. The 1st call I got, I informed the volunteer that he had the wrong household, we were hardcore Dems. Well, they don't seem to take no for an answer. I got 2 more calls last night, so I decided to have a little fun. I asked the caller what Kilgore thought about gay marriage. He responded that Kilgore believes marriage is between a man and a woman. I said good, because ever since they let the coloreds marry white people, the country's gone bad. A few seconds of silence, followed by "so we can count on your vote?".